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Parking Warden 2.0, A Sonnet

November 18, 2014
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Anthony Eskinazi
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Parking Warden 2.0, A Sonnet

Oh CEO*! Our streets await your stride.
Step forth with pride and take the pavement’s stage,
survey your tarmac’d kingdom beady-eyed.
The parking scene salutes a brave new age,
technology will change the way we park
with smartphone apps anon and pre-booked stays,
we bid adieu to PCNs**, and hark
as fisticuffs give way to peaceful days.
But what of Google’s new self-driving car?
We cannot trust a bot behind the wheel
to heed the double yellow or ANPR***
so, warden real, rule with your rod of steel!
(That said – the singularity looms ahead.
Perhaps you need a cattle prod instead?)

*Civil Enforcement Officer
**Penalty Charge Notices
***Automatic Number Plate Recognition

Anthony Eskinazi

A chess-playing, maths-loving, technology enthusiast, Anthony has always been on a problem-solving mission. As the founder & CEO of JustPark, he now helps drivers park the smart way. With a 5* Trustpilot rating, JustPark is the UK’s favourite parking app - its award-winning technology helps over 4.5m drivers have a positive parking experience and 20,000 property owners manage their parking assets effectively.