FYI, guys, it’s the car that needs to have a healthy undercarriage. The CAR.
This will fill you with either hope or dread, depending on your disposition.
Seriously. A real car. Not a Noddy car for 50 cents at the local Walmart.
She may well be 108 now! Unless… no, let’s just say she’s 108.
The good old days are still alive and well in central London, where literally no car ever has hit 45mph.
Kinda puts road rage at Junction 11 on the M25 into perspective.
Did you know that the media storm that occurred when he did finally get one was known as the Ford Focus? It’s true.
Is it too late to move to Finland?
Unsurprisingly, there were an estimated 42 434 road traffic accident fatalities in the country last year.
On the downside, though, she needs a bionic third arm in order to cope with all the royal waving.
Rumour has it that you can win bonus points for excessive horn use.
That actually sounds quite sensible. Wait, this is definitely NORTH Korea we’re talking about?
It’s called the Kōreisha. Word on the street is that this translates into ‘sort of like Baby On Board, only, y’know, mildly offensive.’
This was due to a licence-plate-shaped loophole in Californian state law.
Not technically to do with driving licences, but still, hahahahahaha.
Got any energy left after digesting this heavy meal of bizarre factoids? Ace! Firstly: congratulations, you are officially superhuman. Secondly, head on over justpark.com. No nasty surprises there – only gloriously pre-bookable parking and the chance to rent out your driveway. Scout’s honour.
P.S. You might also enjoy these photos of ‘intentionally’ funny driver’s licences over in the States. FYI, fellow unphotogenics, it’s never too late to jump on the bandwagon.